I heard this somewhere…

“Be kinder than necessary ’cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.”

My friend Brent (Fish Ministries) emailed this humorous clip of Louis CK on Conan discussing modern conveniences. The best quote: “Everything is amazing, but nobody is happy.”

• WATCHING a vampire movie cuz it’s nowhere near as scary as real life! #
• OMG! I really hate this weather! Must… have… sun…shine! Aaaaaahhhh…..! #
• http://twitpic.com/kwkn - <FW> #
• LISTENING to Yo-Yo Ma’s “Appassionato” while I study. I really love the cello! http://www.last.fm/music/Yo-Yo+Ma #
• yeah, what @tapps said, “i WILL be productive… i will BE productive.. i will be PRODUCTIVE… i will– ooh.. shiny!” #

• WONDERING if @thekaratekid owns stock in a chicken soup company. Hah! Get it? “Stock!” I’m killin’ myself here. #
• Sending a message via ping.fm without considering the ramifications. Woohoo, way live on the wild side! #
• http://ultraspy.org #
• Realized the best approach to her attention span issue is to methodically focus on oooh look at the pretty butterfly where’s my toothbr… #
• rejoicing for @nicolewebb who just paid $1.98/gallon for gas. also slightly jealous! #
• The cheapest gasoline in Eugene Oregon is $2.55. REPENTING from jealousy towards @nicolewebb who paid $1.98. #
• WAVING @queenesther1038 ! I cant promise all of my twits have value but sometimes, accidently, I say something deep. #
• CRACKING UP BIG TIME at the thought of sending @marklee3d a cassette tape of me singing, off-key, in the car. I’m too easily amused. #
• JUST FIGURED OUT that I haven’t been losing my pencils … Mookie the cat has been stealing them all morning. Sheesh! #
• My pillow is calling to me: “Come to me if you are weary & I shall give fluffy softness and comfy rest!” #
• WARNING: Back to work on my thesis … whining on twitters shall begin shortly! #
• CREATIVE AVOIDANCE: said I was going to start work on my thesis two hours ago … haven’t opened the files yet. #
• CREATIVE AVOIDANCE UPDATE: House is clean, laundry is done, and now I’m contributing to the sugar addiction of minors! #
• WARNING: Magpie is the devil! PROOF: http://be-a-magpie.com/faq #
• stupid stupid stuPID stupid apa styling! #
• AAHHHHGGGHHHRRR!!!! why yes, i feel better! #
• <– just spent 4 hours repairing an Endnote coding error for my thesis that could have been used for defense or summation or … a nice nap. #

• CRACKING UP http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/ #
• Criminal Minds is going to be great this week. Will Wheaton guest stars. I wonder just how psycho he gets to be?!?! #
• MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: i heart soup and i heart vicodin … a lot lot lot! #
• AGREES with @nowebb : Eagle Eye WAS a fun movie! #
• SLIGHTLY DISTURBED by how ecstatic I am to have found 12 more ALAVERT D-12’s. Add this to the “Evidence that God loves me” list! #
• FEELING HAPPY about a few changes I made to my blog http://ultraspy.org … Guess it’s time to get back to finishing the thesis! #
• FULL OF SELF-PITY: Too sick to go to my sister-in-law’s birthday lunch but not sick enough to avoid fretting over final draft of thesis #
• THINKING: “Amelioration” would be a great name for a website! #
• PRETTY SURE my head is gonna ‘SPLODE! (note: yeah, more self-pity). HAPPY THOUGHT: Jesus loves me even when I whine! #